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Credit to Paul Robertson

I’m not conceited, nope

Your perception is flawed

My idiosyncrasies stand out

So why won’t you applaud?


I’m never opinionated

I’m just always right

So why are you irritated

And seething with spite?


I am understanding

You’re just too dull to see

Stop being so demanding

Dare you contend with me?


Are you talking to self, dear?

No mom! I’m still on the phone

Shhh, s-s-s-so what? it’s clear

Vanishhh, you woeful lil’ clone!