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Credit to Paul Robertson

I’m not conceited, nope

Your perception is flawed

My idiosyncrasies stand out

So why won’t you applaud?

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I’m never opinionated

I’m just always right

So why are you irritated

And seething with spite?

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I am understanding

You’re just too dull to see

Stop being so demanding

Dare you contend with me?

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Are you talking to self, dear?

No mom! I’m still on the phone

Shhh, s-s-s-so what? it’s clear

Vanishhh, you woeful lil’ clone!

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